Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Obviously a hoax!
Message as found on friendster bulletin board:
Message: 92 billion and 1/2 people havedied from notreposting this.
So on the news there was a girlwho submitted a tape and it was a phoneconversationbetween a girl and her boyfriend. This ishow iswent:Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come overtomorrow to meet my mom? Like I saidbefore, shereallywants to meet you.Ronny: Of course, honey. I know howmuch thismeans to you. When would you like meto comeover?Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny,what's thattapping sound?Ronny: What?! I don't hear anything...You'reprobably imagining things, sweetheart.Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny!! Stopmakingthat noise. It's getting louder!Ronny: I don't joke, you should know thatbynow... I love you so much, and I wouldnever lie toyou...Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears!!!!!How canyouNOT hear that?! Hold on, there'ssomeone at thedoor... I'll be right back! Don't miss metoo much!**She answers the door and sees Ronny****standing there, holding a knife and aphone**Ronny: Hey, honey... I've missed you...**He slaughtered Amber and when herparents****came at six the next day he killed themtoo.**If you don't repost this bulletin in twohours, Amberwill crawl out from under your bed in yoursleepand murder you. The last thing you willsee are herrotting eyes and the phone...still in herhand andrepostthis with the title "Y sex hurts gurls butguys luv it
Lol, can anyone tell me how 1/2 a person is quantified? What, so someone got lucky and only died halfway? This just goes to show how perfectly idiotic these stupid msgs on friendster are.
Oh, i forgot to address the other interpretation of it. Think about it. If half the '92 billion ppl' who read this email died, don't u think it'd be in the news by now? Oh wait, it can't be, coz that'd make us -60ish billion people*. Awesome logic!
*I dont actually know how many ppl there are in the world, but i'm pretty sure that there arent 92 billion ppl in the world, not to mention the number of ppl with internet access doesnt even come anywhere CLOSE
Message: 92 billion and 1/2 people havedied from notreposting this.
So on the news there was a girlwho submitted a tape and it was a phoneconversationbetween a girl and her boyfriend. This ishow iswent:Amber: Ronny, are you gonna come overtomorrow to meet my mom? Like I saidbefore, shereallywants to meet you.Ronny: Of course, honey. I know howmuch thismeans to you. When would you like meto comeover?Amber: How about 6-ish? Hey Ronny,what's thattapping sound?Ronny: What?! I don't hear anything...You'reprobably imagining things, sweetheart.Amber: Quit joking around, Ronny!! Stopmakingthat noise. It's getting louder!Ronny: I don't joke, you should know thatbynow... I love you so much, and I wouldnever lie toyou...Amber: It's starting to hurt my ears!!!!!How canyouNOT hear that?! Hold on, there'ssomeone at thedoor... I'll be right back! Don't miss metoo much!**She answers the door and sees Ronny****standing there, holding a knife and aphone**Ronny: Hey, honey... I've missed you...**He slaughtered Amber and when herparents****came at six the next day he killed themtoo.**If you don't repost this bulletin in twohours, Amberwill crawl out from under your bed in yoursleepand murder you. The last thing you willsee are herrotting eyes and the phone...still in herhand andrepostthis with the title "Y sex hurts gurls butguys luv it
Lol, can anyone tell me how 1/2 a person is quantified? What, so someone got lucky and only died halfway? This just goes to show how perfectly idiotic these stupid msgs on friendster are.
Oh, i forgot to address the other interpretation of it. Think about it. If half the '92 billion ppl' who read this email died, don't u think it'd be in the news by now? Oh wait, it can't be, coz that'd make us -60ish billion people*. Awesome logic!
*I dont actually know how many ppl there are in the world, but i'm pretty sure that there arent 92 billion ppl in the world, not to mention the number of ppl with internet access doesnt even come anywhere CLOSE
# posted by ia3 @ 12:40 PM 
